I wake. I am man.
I sit up. I step from between the twins. I tell them. NO!
I shit. In the bog. I fucking shit in the bog. (Apologies to Pinter)
I fuck my shit in the bog. Then shave. I shave to please the twins. To make them mine. Again. The dog. He shits. In the garden. Underneath the old oak tree. I tie a Yellow Ribbon Around my Old Dog's Shit.
So there you have it, dear reader. Should you chose to join me on my journey. It is this. One way. No return. We'll come back. Shall we?