For those who follow me on Twitter (@WearyDetective - Prizes for new followers!) you will be aware that my house has been annexed by Russia. Doris from down the road fought valiantly, however was vanquished. I remain in control of the beer fridge which was recovered in an audacious raid by Special Forces (bend and stretch)
Follow this feed for live updates from our reporter at the scene, Jez Abel, who is watching developments from behind the wheely bins.