The news - Some people want to publish a short story of mine! Well nice. Send me money.
Another chap, who is a proper publisher with a website and a beard, sent me an e-mail about my manuscript. I owe him so much. Hopefully he'll send me money.
Should any of you wish to send me money, please do so. I'm meant to give my old man money for Christmas as he's fucking sick of polo shirts, and can't drink anymore. I won't give him the money, just needed to share.